Trick or Treat!

October 31, 2006 at 11:18 am | In nyc, urbania | Leave a Comment

Happy Halloween!

Ah yes, it’s one of my most favorite times of the year!  When else can pumpkins, pirates, pixies, pimps and promiscuity reign through the streets?  (Well, in NYC, that’s every day!)

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Sadly, because someone thinks Halloween is such a “hassle,” the laziness and crotchetyness got the best of us this weekend.  Jeff and I stayed “home” and didn’t do any costume parties.   Instead, we retreated to the bar and did shots of SoCo while we laughed and judged all of the college kids’ resourceful costumes:  a pizzeria table and Teen Wolf were our faves. 

I was disappointed that we chose not to do any parties this year.  Not only do I love dreaming and then creating a raucous costume every year, I love seeing the sluttiness come out in even the most unsuspecting people.
 
Today, I left the house right around when the high school kids were heading to the school around the block. From the bus stop, which is across the street from our bodega, I got to laugh at all the ridiculous flesh-baring costumes.  The kids are dressed up as slutty french maids, slutty pirates, slutty nurses and some are just plain slutty.  The guys seemed to all have the same pimp attire- it was great.
If it counts, I’m dressed up as an angsty editor today, with great make up to complement the ensemble.

In NYC, at least this early in the day, there are a lot less freaks.  However, as soon as the sun starts to set, I’m sure the freaks will be coming out of the woodwork.  On my way home from work, I run right into the annual Village Halloween Parade.  I love taking my time on getting back to Jersey on Halloween night.  From the elaborate drag queens marching down 6th ave., to all the puppies in food-themed costumes to the tiny little princesses lined up along the parade route, Halloween in NYC is such a fun time!

Even though we didn’t celebrate the way I wanted this year, I still love Halloween and can live vicariously through all the absurd costumes!
With that, I leave you with some kick ass Halloween e-cards!  

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Be safe!


 

products galore

October 31, 2006 at 12:35 am | In product whore | Leave a Comment

He did it again! This time, there was a lot more clapping, jumping and much more “yay”ing for the whole block to hear. Sample-day, Sample-day!

If anyone is interested, I just updated good stuff with a few random products, with much more to come over the next few days.

Products galore

going postal

October 28, 2006 at 5:46 pm | In urbania | Leave a Comment

As soon as the monsoon ended and the winds stopped howling, I had the distinct pleasure of running errands this morning. With a throbbing headache and the familiar repercussion from What the Buck, I remembered that I had a care package to send to the little brother.

I contemplated making life easy this Saturday morning by packing, addressing, buying the postage online and having the post office pick it up, but then I realized that I had one of those stupid orange slips reminding me that I had something to pick up and sign. It was addressed to both of us, but since Jeff was in mid-drool at 11am, it was a nobrainer. I had to tackle the seventh circle of hell: the post office.

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Like the NJ DMV or motor commission office or whatever they’re calling it this year, I try to avoid these crowded, unorganized and chaotic places of angst, especially on weekends. I’m a big believer in simplifying life with the internets: ordering groceries online when it’s cold outside, renewing car registration online, paying bills online and so on. But since there was no way of avoiding it today, I reluctantly threw on a ball cap, washed the remnants of last night away and slipped my rainboots on.
Even though the uptown post office is only 8 blocks away, it’s still a 15 minute walk. In my tired state, it would easily take an hour to lug this box over there, so I chose to drive to the uptown post office. I like to defend my driving skills these days simply by saying, “but I only drive three or four times a month, and that’s only to Target or the grocery store.” It’s true though, I rarely drive but when I do, it’s become such a hassle. Like this morning, for example.

Continue reading going postal…

Tighty Whities: not ok for fake superheroes

October 27, 2006 at 10:19 am | In news | 1 Comment

Underpants, specifically, tighty whities, are not welcomed in LI schools, apparently– at least when you wear them outside of your clothes. 

Three Long Island high school girls dressed up as the popular kids’ book superhero, Capt. Underpants, fittingly, for Super Hero Day.  Bedecking the halls with nude-colored tights, beige leotards and tidy whities, the honor roll students got the proverbial slap on the hand for their hysterical costumes. 

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I haven’t heard of him or have yet to augment my book collection with this literary masterpiece, but Capt. Underpants sounds strikingly familiar with his Capt. Caveman-like pursuits, with the talking toilets and a Professor Poopypants.

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I know wearing tighty whities for a costume isn’t in good taste, especially for a suburban high school, but how funny are these girls!?  With the disturbing amount of school shootings over the years and other violent crimes, these high school kids and Capt. Underpants is the story that’s heard around the world!?  Where’s the harm here? 

There’s an urban high school on the next block over from our apartment– my God, for regular school days, a lot of these girls are blatantly wearing underwear as part of their wardrobes.  Almost ALL of the dudes droop their pants and show their boxers because it’s the style.  And wait, don’t Superman and Batman wear different colored underwear outside of their tights.  Oh, that’s right, those are all acceptable.

In one of the stories I read, the Principal said:  “Yes, I know they weren’t naked, but the appearance was that they were naked.”

I’m just cracking up that freaking Capt. Underpants is garnering international attention from Forbes, MSNBC and ABC.  Somewhere in an archipegalo nation and a culture far away from Long Island, I probably have family members pointing, laughing and shaking their heads at how ridonkulous these American stories have become. 

Nevertheless, I bet Capt. Underpants and his creator are laughing all the way to the bank!

Fat Bastard wine

October 25, 2006 at 10:57 pm | In stuff that matters | 4 Comments

I don’t always buy cheap wine. I’m a beer drinker by default, so I never developed a wine snob selectiveness. I’m not high maintenance (at least one person would beg to differ) and so, with most anything in life, I’ll take what I can get.

Tonight, since he hasn’t been feeling well, I put the husband to bed after I force fed him some Tylenol Flu and a dose of reality tv. I walked over to the bodega before Lost to pick up a little nightcap. I chose the usual, a 6 pack of Miller Light bottles. When I was paying, I noticed an interesting flyer on the door. All I could see from where I was standing was, ‘Fat Bastard.’ I was definitely intrigued.

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I’m one of those consumers when based with a menial decision, who allows pretty packaging and ingenious labeling to trump over practicality, e.g. taking the cab company called El Bucanero because pirates are cool, faulty coffee cup because it has Target’s bullseye on it. I’m sometimes guilty of being a part of that demographic.

Anyway, after paying for my beer, I stepped up to the door to read the flyer a little closer. The flyer was advertising a wine by the name of “Fat Bastard.” In my dress coat, disheveled mane and mismatched sweat pants no less, I thought, how great is that name?!

As I read a little further, I realized that not only was this a catchy name for a wine, but they had a very honorable campaign going on. For every bottle of wine that’s sold, the parent company, the Click Wine Group, donates a portion of proceeds to breast cancer research. With their marketing savviness, they even draped a symbolic pink ribbon on their bottles. I immediately came home and morphed into reporter mode to do some research. Apparently, the company has raised $150,000 in the past for this same cause. They’re aiming to raise even more this year. Obviously, with just a few days left in the month and considering they’ve been doing this since September, I’m a bit late on the game. But nonetheless, of all the beer, wine and liquor companies, this is the first of its kind that I’ve seen. I’m making a good consumer decision for once: I’m definitely going back to the bodega to pick up a few bottles tomorrow.

That said, there are plenty of ways to contribute and donate to such a deserving cause. On a serious and personal note, I’ve had 3 aunties over the past few years who have been diagnosed and treated for breast cancer. Jeff has had 2 aunts diagnosed as well. It’s a disease that has touched us, as well as many others out there. If it’s not wine, there’s millions of ways to contribute.

#1 and #2

October 25, 2006 at 4:53 pm | In On the Internets | Leave a Comment

I had a pretty hysterical conversation with one of my girlfriends last week. 

The gist of it went like this:

friend: “so and so is a baby mama now.”
me: “Oh yay!  How awesome.  Babies are cool.”
friend:  “yeah, I guess if you’re into talking about pee and poo.”

It’s the way she phrased it– I laughed so hard, I almost cried.  We all love babies, just some of us are in different phases, involving much less pee and poo.

But these toys take the pee and poo conversation to a whole new level!

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computer hood: innovation or absurd?

October 25, 2006 at 2:33 pm | In On the Internets, linky time | Leave a Comment

I’m not sure what I was searching for, whether it was real work or fake work, but I found this really interesting website called Popgadget.  It’s geared toward women, but I think electronica and all of its glory should remain unisex.  Great site, though.

But I digress…
I clicked on its various categories:  accessories, home and wearables.  I wasn’t searching for anything in particular, just reading.  But it was the Computer Hood that created a visual fracas.

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I couldn’t stop laughing because it reminded me of my work friends who like to mock me and scream “MINIMIZE! MINIMIZE,” whenever they approach my office.  Apparently, the minimization of my computer screen in their presence is unacceptable.  (nothing is sacred anymore!)

But, this computer hood is quite the interesting concept.  One of the websites described it as:

The Computer Hood facilitates an amplified engagement between user and their preferred technology. It secludes the person inside in a digital enclosure where the outside world is a memory and attention is undivided. Those enjoying this hooded sanctity can relegate communicative interactions with the outside world to nothing more than an ‘on demand’ service. People outside are encouraged to ‘SPEAK’ towards a marked area on the back of the hood.

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Yeah.  I guess it really has come to this.  If I ever saw this in an NYC park, I’d lose my mind.  In a world where we’re constantly connected, whether it’s via cellphone, Crackberry, WiFi or whatever else, the sanctity of personal privacy has become quite the commodity.

Be afraid.

awesome and not-so awesome things

October 25, 2006 at 12:04 am | In a whole lot of nothing | 1 Comment

Just a running list of some unnecessary but often unavoidable nuisances:

1 . Pet-a-Roo Dog Carrier
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I don’t have a problem with dog carriers at all. I’m sure, in some instances, the carrier is needed. Actually, I’ve been one to stop and coo at doggies in dog strollers on my walk to the train. Yes, dog strollers.
However, today, there was a lady standing in front of my building with this Pet-a-Roo carrier thing, securely cradling her toy dog. Judging from the excessive barking, I surmise this tiny dog didn’t like its time in the Pet-a-Roo. It was beyond bizarre, not cute and so very unnecessary.

2. Guy singing opera outside of my window. For the second night. WHY? Yeah, again, so not necessary, especially at midnight.

3. Drunken frat boys kicking trashcans all the way down MY street on school nights! Assholes, we stumble home too, but somehow, we I resist the temptation to kick trashcans and puke on random stoops on the way home.

4. Guy on the train sitting spread eagle: help a sista out- this isn’t your private oasis. Work with me here. I know this public transportation thing is new and all, but it gets easier as soon as you get a clue.

Awesomeness

1. Obviously, all of the above can learn a thing or five from these really awesome dudes I know– masters of their crafts, these guys. Awesomeness is infectious, you know.

Check them out!

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The Google on the internets

October 24, 2006 at 2:10 pm | In On the Internets, news | Leave a Comment

GW was interviewed on CNBC the other night.  The interviewer asked our president about his google usage.  It’s no surprise, but GW fancies “The Google.”

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HOST: I’m curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?

BUSH: Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes.

The Google?  The Internets?  For real? 
Yes, misplaced articles at its best, folks.  Ah, the joys of malapropism. 

Basic Truths About Jack Bauer

October 24, 2006 at 10:57 am | In celebs and stuff | Leave a Comment
This is the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
Via Boortz

Basic Truths About 24’s Jack Bauer

Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

January 14 is such a long wait!

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